Here we are
again!!!
My amusement
cut off from me, I resumed my shifting and looking impatiently around for
Amiee, who was meant to be getting us sushi, but had instead been gone for over
half an hour. I pulled my phone out of my belt pouch and sent her an angry text
message saying to hurry up before I overheated. I shuffled around some more,
retied one of my boots, and then proceeded to eavesdrop on the conversation of
the two in front of me. At the moment they were discussing the many beautiful
women of Lord of the Rings, with Arwen being the foremost.
‘Oh my lord.
If only she were the one doing the signings here. My life would be complete.’
sighed the Legolas look-alike.
‘But then
you wouldn’t be the prettiest.’ pointed out his companion.
‘Well who
would you rather, Arwen or Frodo? I think the choice quite obvious,’
‘Eowyn is
most pleasing, but I must say, Frodo kind of turns me on, what with that curly
hair and those lovely big feet.’
At this I
couldn’t stop myself from butting into the conversation.
‘Quite the
pervy hobbit fancier, aren’t you?’ I commented.
They turned,
obviously having not realised that I was behind them. Mr Clonetrooper deems my
comment worth an answer.
‘Well I do
have a thing for him, but it’s not I like can try anything.’
‘No.’ I
agree, ‘Sam would kill you.’
To be continued..... (again)
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